Lesbian Winter Olympics: MASCS VS FEMMES

🏛️🔥 WINTER LESBIAN OLYMPICS ARE HERE!!! 🔥🏛️

Mascs vs Femmes: time to settle the score… 🥵🏐💪

Let’s celebrate the beginning of 2026 with a dyke sports tournament at the park!

Featuring:

🏐 Kickball

🪓 Axe throwing

💪 Tug of war

🛒 Wheelbarrow races

‼️ and more

Spectators, cheerleaders, and lesbians who just wanna picnic — come out! Bring a blanket or chair, some snacks, and let’s enjoy the friendly games and homoerotic tension. See you there!

Amelia Earhart Park

401 E 65th St, Hialeah, FL 33013

📍Saturday, Jan 31 — 10AM

🌤️ Lesbian glory awaits.